tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41581767859904872632024-03-05T16:52:36.150-08:00Fuzzie Bee's meadowSkye Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296108258419825829noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4158176785990487263.post-34088567158687884082010-09-25T15:24:00.000-07:002010-09-25T15:25:27.229-07:00The Art Of Kissing<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'MS Shell Dlg'; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"></span></span><br />
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<b><span style="color: #ff6699; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;">The Electric Kiss</span></b><b><span style="color: #3366ff; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;">- </span></b><span style="color: #3366ff; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;">The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other's lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another...the please us the kiss right after the shock!<o:p></o:p></span><br />
<b><span style="color: #ff6699; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;">The “I Love You” Kiss</span></b><span style="color: #3366ff; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;">- First start off with a slow and tender, toungeless kiss. Then lightly touch the tip of your toung to the tip of their’s. And finish it off with another slow and tender, toungless kiss.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span class="txt">This is fun and feels good because you can feel them breathing on your neck as you kiss.<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></div><div class="poemtitle" style="border: none; mso-border-bottom-alt: dotted blueviolet .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in; padding: 0in;"><span class="txt"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6699; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;">The Mimic Kiss</span></b></span><span class="txt"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #3366ff; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;">- </span></b></span><span class="txt"><span style="color: #3366ff; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;">Start off with kissing your partner in a random place, then let them kiss you in the same spot you kissed them, continue back and forth. This gives you the opportunity to be kissed where you want to be kissed withought having to tell them.<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></div><div class="poemtitle" style="border: none; mso-border-bottom-alt: dotted blueviolet .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in; padding: 0in;"><span class="txt"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #ff6699; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;">The Sliding Kiss</span></b></span><span class="txt"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #3366ff; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;">- </span></b></span><span class="txt"><span style="color: #3366ff; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;">Softly slide your lips up and down your partner’s arms, neck, cheek, stomach and so on. Slowly making your way to their lips.<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><o:p></o:p></b></span></span></div><div class="poemtitle" style="border: none; mso-border-bottom-alt: dotted blueviolet .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in; padding: 0in;"><span class="txt"><span style="color: #3366ff; font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 20pt;"><br />
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</span></span></div></div></span>Skye Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296108258419825829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4158176785990487263.post-42642259908952714782010-09-23T17:26:00.000-07:002010-09-23T17:41:02.130-07:00Belle-<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'MS Shell Dlg'; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'MS Shell Dlg'; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in; text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Kristen ITC';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Where to begin? I walked all over Disneyworld yesterday looking for you and you were nowhere to be found. Surprise, surprise... you couldn't respond to ONE of the dozens of letters I sent BEFORE I paid an arm and a leg for tickets to get into that overcrowded, artificial wonderland of capitalism... why would you bother being around when I actually SHOWED UP?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in; text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Kristen ITC';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Frankly, I',m disgusted that I ever even TOLD anybody that I suffered through that dismal collage of poor animation you call a MOVIE, and you can be sure it is no longer in my collection.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in; text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Kristen ITC';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A couple other things...<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in; text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Kristen ITC';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Your taste in guys - seriously? Animals with horns aren't the type anybody would ever freely admit that they've got a crush on. Really.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in; text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Kristen ITC';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">How about your wardrobe - brown hair and yellow dress, together at last... PUKE! Honestly - was that really a WHITE dress that had been sitting up in some dark, dirty closet for years and eventually was passable as yellow? My grandma has underwear like that, so I'm just asking.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in; text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Kristen ITC';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Finally... more of an observation that a question... my mom and I seemed to notice that aladdin was pretty difficult to locate too. Not that I'm saying anything is going on between that two of you, but I'd hate for any pictures (of which I may or may not already made copies) to find their way into the hands of your beast friend.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0in; text-indent: .5in;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Kristen ITC';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Should our paths ever cross, stay away from me, or I swear to God I'll set you on fire. Really.</span><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div>Skye Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296108258419825829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4158176785990487263.post-13070044365086280922010-09-21T12:54:00.000-07:002010-09-21T12:54:40.938-07:00Dear Belle,<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'MS Shell Dlg'; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"></span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'MS Shell Dlg'; font-size: small;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Edwardian Script ITC"; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> I' am so excited to finally meet you this weekend! Although I haven't heard back from you after sending a few letters in the past. I'm sure we'll finally get to talk.Of course you're occupied with all the sorts of beautiful marvelous things - the sorts of things on;y a Disney princess does... but please know the minutes I get there, meeting you will be the first and only event on my day's to-do list. I just can't wait to have my picture taken with you and maybe even have lunch in the castle together!</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Edwardian Script ITC"; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Edwardian Script ITC"; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> Ever since I saw "Beauty and the Beast" (and, of course its wonderful sequel) I have been truly reached by your bravery, kindness and beauty; I would be honored to be compared to you!</span><span style="font-family: "Edwardian Script ITC"; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="color: black; font-family: "Edwardian Script ITC"; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> Well I should get to bed - I want to be rested for the day I finally get to meet my idol! Goodnight!</span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Edwardian Script ITC"; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Edwardian Script ITC'; font-size: 27px; line-height: 31px;">P.S. - I drew a picture here of what I think tomorrow is going to be like. Belle and Skye! BFFs!</span></div></span>Skye Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296108258419825829noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4158176785990487263.post-84800862457472943322010-09-14T23:39:00.000-07:002010-09-14T23:39:19.018-07:00Ten Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>RULE ONE</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>RULE TWO</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Y</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">ou do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.</span></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">I</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">'am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age </span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>RULE FOUR</b></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">I</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">'m </span></b></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">sure you've been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">I</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">t is usually understood that i</span></b></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">n order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early”</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; line-height: 21px;"><b>I </b></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">A</span></b></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">s you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">T</span></b></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">he following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 19px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Places where there is darkness.</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay.</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Hockey games are okay.</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- Old folks homes are better.</span></span></div></span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 19px;"><div class="title" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><h1 class="singur" style="color: #336699; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 38px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.smilespedia.com/application-for-permission-to-date-my-daughter/" style="color: #336699; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Read Application for Permission to Date My Daughter"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Application for Permission to Date My Daughter</span></span></a></h1><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 20px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><small style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"></small></span></span></div></div><div class="entry" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0.8em; margin-right: 0.5em; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,current medical report from your doctor and personal reccomendation from your clergy.</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">NAME______________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">HEIGHT_______ WEIGHT________ IQ______ GPA_________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">SOCIAL SECURITY #___________ DRIVERS LICENSE #__________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">HOME ADDRESS____________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />If No, explain:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />_____________________________________________________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />_____________________________________________________________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Number of years they have been married</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> ______________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">If less than your age, explain<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />____________________________________________________________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />____________________________________________________________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="font-weight: 700; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">ACCESSORIES SECTION:</span></span></strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />C. A waterbed? __Yes __No<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />E. A tattoo? __Yes __No<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />F. Do you have an earring, nose ring,<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? __Yes __No</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">(IF YOU ANSWERED ‘YES’ TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="font-weight: 700; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">ESSAY SECTION:</span></span></strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">In 50 words or less, what does ‘LATE’ mean to you?</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">______________________________________________________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />______________________________________________________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">In 50 words or less, what does ‘DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER’ mean to you?<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />______________________________________________________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />______________________________________________________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">In 50 words or less, what does ‘ABSTINENCE’ mean to you?<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />______________________________________________________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />______________________________________________________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="font-weight: 700; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">REFERENCES SECTION:</span></span></strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Church you attend<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />___________________________________________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">How often you attend<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />________________________________________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />When would be the best time to interview your:</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">father? _____________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />mother? _____________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />pastor? _____________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><strong style="font-weight: 700; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:</span></span></strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />____________________________________________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />____________________________________________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">C: A woman’s place is in the:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />____________________________________________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />____________________________________________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">E. What do you want to do IF you grow up?<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />______________________________________________________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />______________________________________________________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />F. When I meet a girl, the thing</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> I always notice about her first is:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />____________________________________________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> TORTURE.</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">_________________________________________________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Applicant’s Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">_____________________    _____________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Mother’s Signature          Father’s Signature<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />____________________    _____________________<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Pastor/Priest/Rabbi          State Representative/Congressman</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">cases. (you might watch your back)</span></span></div></div></span></span></span></div>Skye Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296108258419825829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4158176785990487263.post-26204131604123602982010-09-12T21:03:00.000-07:002010-09-12T21:03:02.469-07:00Gotta love your friends :)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitpHbYG5KujD1ZwU8XfCQz3pYZ_-NOkWBtpSm1xCfz4DpHfNH_fTyYpadjSrzbCnQPmmg78SB7-zS2Pt0sN8QM05zu94buBtR8vA2MiCO8e-kgwuujZFl7x4zOecnISA1mPnMD0AiGBV8W/s1600/32062_395427642975_501752975_3957265_8233485_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitpHbYG5KujD1ZwU8XfCQz3pYZ_-NOkWBtpSm1xCfz4DpHfNH_fTyYpadjSrzbCnQPmmg78SB7-zS2Pt0sN8QM05zu94buBtR8vA2MiCO8e-kgwuujZFl7x4zOecnISA1mPnMD0AiGBV8W/s400/32062_395427642975_501752975_3957265_8233485_n.jpg" 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src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUbIRU32gnSH2K9WT6gyFvf2-mqB5Gmj-QSUvtaAfh9l2QFKmlX26uUppsrDzHxnGelt5lVWnSAVegWlzlY5Yh1-RXlRiEY7Fdr0FNfGZBWk-8eB2x9vYsYUxhggppkPlDYcIXyqTraH_r/s400/12666_206616612336_677092336_3585137_7490763_n.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Skye Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296108258419825829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4158176785990487263.post-3825637227648533772010-09-08T20:50:00.000-07:002010-09-08T20:50:37.125-07:00Deadly Snake<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">His words crumbled my smile like ancient rigid bread</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Steering my thoughts</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Like a car, tires exploding, engine rattling and out of control</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I felt my heart rip into two, one side for him, the other wallowing with hate</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">My knees felt like jello about to collapse from the unsought weight of pain</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As he walked away, I fell</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The ground so far away I could have sworn it disappeared under my agony</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Like it was afraid to feel what I felt, I would have run away too</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I laid there exhausted with burning torment</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The air turned colder as if to cool me down</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Like it cared whether or not I blew up in a massive mountain of flames</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I felt dead, like I belonged six feet under in the nearest graveyard</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As if I were a living zombie, just waiting for a time to strike</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I returned home, it felt like a million years later</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Reading through the old letter he sent me, the old pictures we took</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Tears falling down, like dying stars do in the sky</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">He is a poisonous snake, deadly and vicious</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Something you would never see coming</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Before it bit you</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"></span></span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Before it took your last breath away</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #073763; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNr-UtLFF0yqBoppAE2DxFuBgmh8r2oVSCBkgj1IvRYo6QbM5Y0pLeVfK-aUGmCrY5xJ8DktbJIYccsPyDH_f7F6_TxWxgysh-81CZLgeUZlNhEFE_PMxc53PGNjro7L0KTPXko_GSWTL3/s1600/fam+10.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNr-UtLFF0yqBoppAE2DxFuBgmh8r2oVSCBkgj1IvRYo6QbM5Y0pLeVfK-aUGmCrY5xJ8DktbJIYccsPyDH_f7F6_TxWxgysh-81CZLgeUZlNhEFE_PMxc53PGNjro7L0KTPXko_GSWTL3/s400/fam+10.jpg" width="267" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">And then this is my three little brothers and I.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Nicholas, Christian and Evan.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
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</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsShFHdCSYsZLqnNtof_W0zbntVu1AS_Kk_7ZrTKNkOJ5OAeQCdNFfFjZwFpaekpIYnzGwwbztYzbp94McN19mUK9sME6bqr5GhMCb_y5jnDvBB1LoalpQGzDpLfdvlbblvhTB7qrr9uXU/s1600/fam+2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsShFHdCSYsZLqnNtof_W0zbntVu1AS_Kk_7ZrTKNkOJ5OAeQCdNFfFjZwFpaekpIYnzGwwbztYzbp94McN19mUK9sME6bqr5GhMCb_y5jnDvBB1LoalpQGzDpLfdvlbblvhTB7qrr9uXU/s400/fam+2.jpg" width="267" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Here is Christian and I.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWuEn2nY-kDe_LfLBfy-fP5axuX5aPyac6Iep_D2LExK5pKz7fkb72WmI4XnJcNFW-FfVMmLfmcLbWr_f4BMHW1cOEVnfI2dKPsz0xk6L2sXvzV8FPSYfj_AGCdVtr8SFYq_mpVW7Mf8gO/s1600/fam+8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWuEn2nY-kDe_LfLBfy-fP5axuX5aPyac6Iep_D2LExK5pKz7fkb72WmI4XnJcNFW-FfVMmLfmcLbWr_f4BMHW1cOEVnfI2dKPsz0xk6L2sXvzV8FPSYfj_AGCdVtr8SFYq_mpVW7Mf8gO/s320/fam+8.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">And of course Nicholas and I.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">:)</span></span></div>Skye Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296108258419825829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4158176785990487263.post-21389163254750995072010-09-08T09:02:00.000-07:002010-09-08T09:02:48.187-07:00Words Of The Wise<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Figured I'd put a bundle of my favorite quotes on here, there are romantic ones, funny ones and just plain silly ones. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWrIHBeuBUTG8EhPNGMss0KjHd3RKz6tPg6_vqZhqPDLVXIYLJmefRBgTSNzMXdYzPtcETV2-rC4hgz2FmviMku-JO4A6M-StyzfenGzTS8ZCps1xWO0bJl_AERtrIigU8wAZ2VoG45bQV/s1600/32062_395428842975_501752975_3957272_6552465_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWrIHBeuBUTG8EhPNGMss0KjHd3RKz6tPg6_vqZhqPDLVXIYLJmefRBgTSNzMXdYzPtcETV2-rC4hgz2FmviMku-JO4A6M-StyzfenGzTS8ZCps1xWO0bJl_AERtrIigU8wAZ2VoG45bQV/s320/32062_395428842975_501752975_3957272_6552465_n.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: magenta; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;">"people say you only fall in love once, but every time i hear your voice i fall in love again..."</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: magenta; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><br />
</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"live the life you dreamed"</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;">"Love makes time pass and time makes love pass"</div></span></span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway"</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory"</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"live, laugh, love"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality" </span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens"</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying”</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield, it said 'Parking Fine.'”</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Your voice is the soundtrack of my summer do you know your unlike any other, your eyes are the brightest of all the colors, you'll always be my thunder."</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"life without you is like rock without a drummer."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Its like I waited my whole life for this one night."</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"When I look at you my mind goes on a trip, and you came in and knocked me on my face, feels like im in a race but i've already won first place."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Thou art to me a delicious torment."</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"You were always the star of my dreams, glistening shining with magical beams."</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"We never forget those who make us blush."</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"First love is dangerous only when it is also the last."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"You're nothing short of my everything."</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"If I know what love is, it is because of you."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale."</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"You haven't lived till you've tried love."</span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">"My love for you is a journey; </div><div style="text-align: center;">Starting at forever, </div><div style="text-align: center;">And ending at never." </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"dont let someone be a priority in your life when u are still an option in their life."</span></div></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching."</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"WARNING, THE CLAMIDIA YOU GOT IN VEGAS WON"T ACTUALLY STAY IN VEGAS..."</span></span></span></span></div>Skye Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296108258419825829noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4158176785990487263.post-85798868903439387002010-09-08T08:49:00.000-07:002010-09-08T08:49:12.718-07:00Once Upon A Time...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzTZoSvoxDptFbRRdAMViqKtYLP2f8LrFnAoEmKv-pYN4A4jzUry4HpByL5gw5pf3xoqSYDocHey4Y6Di7YysggyIPuxw1sFG0W0lYvibqHnysAiGeKqZznEhRuCLnbl9xIQ2dqcMjpgGD/s1600/40947_439045917336_677092336_5486495_6957140_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzTZoSvoxDptFbRRdAMViqKtYLP2f8LrFnAoEmKv-pYN4A4jzUry4HpByL5gw5pf3xoqSYDocHey4Y6Di7YysggyIPuxw1sFG0W0lYvibqHnysAiGeKqZznEhRuCLnbl9xIQ2dqcMjpgGD/s320/40947_439045917336_677092336_5486495_6957140_n.jpg" width="212" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">my name is <b>Skye Rose La Grew</b>, im 18 years old. I want to be a pediatric oncologist, and <b>siberian husky</b> breeder. I work at Texas Roadhouse. <b>I LOVE GOD</b>!!!!. mr. potato head would make an excellent president. I play the <b>violin</b>, <b>flute</b> and <b>piano</b>. I have strange obsessions consisting of <b>fuzzie bees</b>, peanuts, string, google eyes, buttons, noodles, and tiny bells. I am a <b>thumb war champion>:D</b>. my favorite word is <b>silly</b>. epic ping pong battles are always fun. I was in <b>orchestra</b> as well <b>as women's vocal ensemble</b> and <b>Chamber Choir</b>. those fuzzie white things that fly around the air in the summer are the sweetest things ever, though i can never catch one... :( their tricky little beasts. sometimes I don't really act my age. iM eAsIlY dIsTrAcTeD aNd VeRy RaNdOm. I love coloring. a <b>ball of yarn </b>can amuse me for hours. I LOVE <b>sparkles</b>. only a few people in this world and a couple in the next know my true identity. I <b>laugh</b> ALOT. I always seem to have a song stuck in my head and I also always have a word stuck in my head. if our imaginations were determined by color, mine would be <b>tripy</b>. im very <b>optimistic</b>. i always want to be in greener pastures. I love to talk. im your typical <b>gemini</b>. sometimes i don't have alot of common sense. I LOVE <b>SIBERIAN HUSKIES</b>!!! ALOT!!! I was in karate for a few years and I made it to the red belt(the one right before the black belt). I tend to be really nice so don't be afraid to talk to me, ill probably do alot of the talking.</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">oh and...</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Are you supposing that coconuts migrate?</b></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #3d85c6;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">That is all.</span></span></span></span></div>Skye Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296108258419825829noreply@blogger.com0